One More for Tonight Then Will Save the Rest for Another Evening

[Coyote Shadow Tracker]

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted twenty dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.


"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.


"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said..."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."


"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.


"Are you Nuts!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by Jill my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't Jill be furious with you for doing that?


I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."

Good evening, hope you had a laugh or at least a smile and enjoy life!
Len & Jill

 

[Bghunter338]

Good one Len!!!

 

[birddog 68]

I will pass this along to my wife, she'll get a kick out of it

 

[26Reload]

Beats all of MuddyBoots jokes.....

 

[Coyote Shadow Tracker]

Beats all of MuddyBoots jokes.....

HAAAAAAA! Just getting started. Will try only one or two a weekend.
Trying to keep my spirts up, been really low especially with what is coming the end of the month. If a joke will make me smile GREAT, if a joke will make someone else smile even better!
With everything going on it is nice to get s chuckle!
You also have to understand the joke!
Muddyboots has GREAT Jokes!!!