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<blockquote data-quote="Packrat 6" data-source="post: 1011109" data-attributes="member: 80288"><p>This may be old, don't know, but is first I've seen it.</p><p></p><p>Obama goes on a State visit to Israel, and while he is on a tour of</p><p>Jerusalem he has a fatal heart attack.</p><p></p><p>The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home</p><p>for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."</p><p></p><p>The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and</p><p>tell him they still want Obama flown home.</p><p></p><p>The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to</p><p>get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this</p><p>religious country and you would only spend $100?"</p><p></p><p>One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was</p><p>buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. "We simply</p><p>can't take that risk".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Packrat 6, post: 1011109, member: 80288"] This may be old, don't know, but is first I've seen it. Obama goes on a State visit to Israel, and while he is on a tour of Jerusalem he has a fatal heart attack. The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100." The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?" One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. "We simply can't take that risk". [/QUOTE]
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