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<blockquote data-quote="J E Custom" data-source="post: 162520" data-attributes="member: 2736"><p>It seems these two game wardens were paddling</p><p>their pirogues in the swamps of louisiana when they came </p><p>across a man cooking something on the campfire.</p><p></p><p>When they approached him the man seemed very </p><p>happy to see them. and said he had been lost for</p><p>about a week.</p><p></p><p>When they asked what he was eating he said he didn't</p><p>know but it was a very tall and loud bird .</p><p></p><p>After studying the remains ,one of the wardens gasped</p><p>and shouted ''ITS A WHOOPING CRANE" ( Not Good )</p><p>And the other warden said 'Boy you're in a heap of trouble'</p><p></p><p>And off to jail they went to see the judge.</p><p></p><p>The judge asked what his name was and where was he from.</p><p>His reply was, Ben Dover from Alaska ,this really ticked the </p><p>judge off . Then he asked what he was doing eating an</p><p>endangered bird .</p><p></p><p>With his head down he replied, well judge I was starving </p><p>and thought I might die if I didn't eat something .</p><p></p><p>By this time the judge felt sympathy for Ben and decided</p><p>to go light on him and just fine him.</p><p></p><p>Then the judge asked Ben what Whooping Crane tastes like</p><p>expecting him to say "like chicken",But Ben leaned on the </p><p>judges bench and said 'well judge its a lot like Bald Eagle'</p><p></p><p>J E CUSTOM</p><p></p><p>PS:He's probably still in Louisiana</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="J E Custom, post: 162520, member: 2736"] It seems these two game wardens were paddling their pirogues in the swamps of louisiana when they came across a man cooking something on the campfire. When they approached him the man seemed very happy to see them. and said he had been lost for about a week. When they asked what he was eating he said he didn't know but it was a very tall and loud bird . After studying the remains ,one of the wardens gasped and shouted ''ITS A WHOOPING CRANE" ( Not Good ) And the other warden said 'Boy you're in a heap of trouble' And off to jail they went to see the judge. The judge asked what his name was and where was he from. His reply was, Ben Dover from Alaska ,this really ticked the judge off . Then he asked what he was doing eating an endangered bird . With his head down he replied, well judge I was starving and thought I might die if I didn't eat something . By this time the judge felt sympathy for Ben and decided to go light on him and just fine him. Then the judge asked Ben what Whooping Crane tastes like expecting him to say "like chicken",But Ben leaned on the judges bench and said 'well judge its a lot like Bald Eagle' J E CUSTOM PS:He's probably still in Louisiana [/QUOTE]
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