An elderly couple finally learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was no-nonsense.
One afternoon the wife went to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.
The husband texted back to her:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise
The minister started his Children's Sermon with a question, "Who knows what a Resurrection is?"
Without missing a beat little Johnny says, "If you have one lasting more than 4 hours call your physician.
The pastor is still laughing.
Dean
One afternoon the wife went to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.
The husband texted back to her:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise
The minister started his Children's Sermon with a question, "Who knows what a Resurrection is?"
Without missing a beat little Johnny says, "If you have one lasting more than 4 hours call your physician.
The pastor is still laughing.
Dean
