Guns are like girlfriends..............

[roundss]

You finish the sentence.

 

[roundss]

The wife is never happy to hear about a new one.

 

[roundss]

wives never really need to know how many you've had.

 

[HeskethPritchard]

When they're new you want to bang them all day long........

 

[Varmint Hunter]

...............when you get a new one you sure don't tell the wife. What she doesn't know won't hurt her.

 

[Shawn Carlock]

If you have one really good one it's not enough...if you have a hundered really good ones it's still not enough.

 

[J E Custom]

Guns are like girlfrends-- You replace them as soon as they stop
shooting straight.

J E CUSTOM

 

[MagMan]

.....When you break them in properly they'll last a long time.


......They both handle better with over sized knobs.

 

[shorty]

It's frustrating and expensive to figure out just what the hell it is they really want,and
hiding them in the closet never works for long. The scent of new perfume or gun oil provokes
the same response from the wife.

 

[9-point]

you are disappointed to find out that she is a big bore and you dont have a bullet big enough for her

 

[specweldtom]

You never get tired of the really good ones.

Tom

 

[ss7mm]

If I do my part right, they always go off.

 

[roundss]

you don't mind having an ugly one you just don't want your friends to see you with one at the range.

 

[shiredude]

If you touch them right, they make loud noises.