Sendero_Man
Well-Known Member
Bless me Father
> "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
> The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
> "Yes, Father, it is."And who was the girl you were with?"
> "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
> "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may
> as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
> "I cannot say."
> "Was it Teresa Volpe?"
> "I'll never tell."
> "Was it Nina Capelli?"
> "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
> "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
> "My lips are sealed."
> "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny
> Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You
> cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
> yourself."
> Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
> whispers, "What'd you get?"
> "Four months vacation and five good leads."
> "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
> The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
> "Yes, Father, it is."And who was the girl you were with?"
> "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
> "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may
> as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
> "I cannot say."
> "Was it Teresa Volpe?"
> "I'll never tell."
> "Was it Nina Capelli?"
> "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
> "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
> "My lips are sealed."
> "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny
> Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You
> cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
> yourself."
> Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
> whispers, "What'd you get?"
> "Four months vacation and five good leads."
