Sealesniper
Well-Known Member
Are you wishing you had sold your stocks while the DOW was still above 29,000???? or stocked up on toilet paper and hand sanitizer????
Here is your chance. As you well know, the flux capacitor is what makes time travel possible. All you need to do is buy it, install in your time travel machine and generate 80,000 gigawatts and boom, back in a time when corona was only a term for beer.
I will need to judge the character of the buyer to ensure he is not buying this for any other purpose than to correct one of all of the three items above. I don't want married men going back before they popped the question to change the course of their history, or to set them back up for the shot they missed on a monster. Once purpose and character of the buyer is established we can discuss price.
Open to offers including, but not limited to, unicorns, Nessie, Bigfoot, chupacabra, Jersey Devil, mermaids or beautiful vampires.
Hope this brings a little smile and humor to this crazy time in our history.
Be safe out there.
Here is your chance. As you well know, the flux capacitor is what makes time travel possible. All you need to do is buy it, install in your time travel machine and generate 80,000 gigawatts and boom, back in a time when corona was only a term for beer.
I will need to judge the character of the buyer to ensure he is not buying this for any other purpose than to correct one of all of the three items above. I don't want married men going back before they popped the question to change the course of their history, or to set them back up for the shot they missed on a monster. Once purpose and character of the buyer is established we can discuss price.
Open to offers including, but not limited to, unicorns, Nessie, Bigfoot, chupacabra, Jersey Devil, mermaids or beautiful vampires.
Hope this brings a little smile and humor to this crazy time in our history.
Be safe out there.
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