Three guys are having a convo at the bar when the question of the fastest thing known to man comes up.
First guy says "the speed of sound.
Second guy says "the speed of light."
Third guy says " Youre both wrong, it's the human bowels."
Both other guys say what are you talking about?
Third guy says "One time I was on an airplane and lightning struck the wing. Before I heard the thunder, hell before I saw the flash, I SH!+ MY PANTS !!"
First guy says "the speed of sound.
Second guy says "the speed of light."
Third guy says " Youre both wrong, it's the human bowels."
Both other guys say what are you talking about?
Third guy says "One time I was on an airplane and lightning struck the wing. Before I heard the thunder, hell before I saw the flash, I SH!+ MY PANTS !!"
