Dumb Husband

[royinidaho]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.


"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"


Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.


"How long will this take?" I asked.


"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.



I stopped.


"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"


Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"


He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

 

[Packrat 6]

Quote: I may be the slowest guy on the mountain . . . . but . . . . I'm on the mountain! royinidaho

Roy,
I've been trying to find a way to break this to you diplomatically, but just haven't been able to come up with one. So here goes:

This ain't no Mountain, this is just barely the foothills, the mountains don't start for another 10 miles!

Sorry to pop your bubble!.......................

Packrat

 

[trueblue]

Very funny. My wife even laughed at that joke.