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<blockquote data-quote="roundss" data-source="post: 215265" data-attributes="member: 10556"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"Human Beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary", said the teacher.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went Ffff 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'uck', the Rottweiler ate him! </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="roundss, post: 215265, member: 10556"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] "Human Beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went Ffff 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'uck', the Rottweiler ate him! [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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