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<blockquote data-quote="roundss" data-source="post: 191594" data-attributes="member: 10556"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">skin from his body because he was too skinny.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So,the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.However,the only skin on</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">her body that the doctor felt was</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">suitable would have to come from her buttocks.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">After all, this was a very delicate matter.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">After the surgery was completed,everyone was astounded at the man's new</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">her sacrifice. He said,"Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">your mother kiss you on the cheek."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="roundss, post: 191594, member: 10556"] [SIZE=4]A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So,the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.However,the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed,everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said,"Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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