Automatic Gun Fire - Neighbor Called the Law - Pileated Woodpecker

[CRJR45]

So you got a trained woodpecker is what I'm hearing ? Was it hard to get him to peck on command or does he just start when the PO-PO show up ?
Either way I'm impressed , good job !

 

[Coyote Shadow Tracker]

So you got a trained woodpecker is what I'm hearing ? Was it hard to get him to peck on command or does he just start when the PO-PO show up ?
Either way I'm impressed , good job !

Yes we DO!!!

 

[Duffman]

You all are a lot more patient than me……i don't tolerate woodpeckers or busy body neighbors

 

[Victor3Ranger1]

I was finishing up on the 75' of underground electrical 10-2 Wire and making the hole in the Brick Siding from 1/2" to 3/4" to fit the new PVC Pipe to the inside of the basement. Then the Sherrif pulled up into our driveway and asked to see my paperwork on having a Full Auto Firearm. I was stunned because I was working on the electrical for the well and not firing a Full Auto so I told the Sherriff that I did not have to provide any paperwork and why he was there.
Right about that time a Pileated Woodpecker started HAMMERING a tree. The Pileated Woodpecker is the largest of Woodpeckers in GA. The Deputy just looked up in the air. Speechless!
We have a neighbor down the road that has his mother-in-law living in the lower basement of the house so that he and his wife could afford the house and property (she pays for most everything and rules the roost).
She called the Sherriff on us several times in the past years - she is a liberal and opposed to firearms and hates our 3'x6' Trump signs in the front of our Goat Field.
She heard the Pileated Woodpecker and ASSUMED we were firing our Automatic ARs again.
The Deputy just looked at me and apologized for coming back to a complaint AGAIN!
Those darn "Liberal Pileated Woodpeckers" making full auto noise!

Figure out what that woodpecker wants and plant a freaking pile of it around

 

[Phil Rizzo]

Yes we DO!!!

Somehow, some way, I'd return the favor to Granny in a very humorous way to you and educational and embarrassing way to her.
I know I know, I'm a little twisted.

But this appears to be a grand opportunity.

 

[Victor3Ranger1]

If you ever heard these Pileated Woodpeckers hit on a tree you would think you were in a battle zone. They are like a suppressed .223 in auto. BUT LOUD!

Indian maiden.
They have giant peckers

 

[Victor3Ranger1]

Somehow, some way, I'd return the favor to Granny in a very humorous way to you and educational and embarrassing way to her.
I know I know, I'm a little twisted….

Make them pay for their stupidity

 

[Victor3Ranger1]

If you or a friend has a class 3 get a bunch of ammo and go to town

 

[Victor3Ranger1]

Better yet if you have any LEO's with class 3's have them over for the fun so when she calls everyone will see her for what she is

 

[Bob Wright]

Woodpeckers here in AZ pound holes in my stucco. Idiot birds.
I swear they can hear me in the house loading my pellet gun. Then they fly away laughing.

 

[Coyote Shadow Tracker]

Better yet if you have any LEO's with class 3's have them over for the fun so when she calls everyone will see her for what she is

We let LEO shoot on our property!

 

[26Reload]

Woodpeckers here in AZ pound holes in my stucco. Idiot birds.
I swear they can hear me in the house loading my pellet gun. Then they fly away laughing.

I fixed 29 holes a flicker put in a stucco house.....next year I repaired 31 holes...29 in the same spots.........

 

[Bob Wright]

I fixed 29 holes a flicker put in a stucco house.....next year I repaired 31 holes...29 in the same spots.........

Must be after the notorious concrete weevils.

 

[RB II]

Our first house was fully sided with cedar. One year a woodpecker decided that the gable end over our bedroom was a good place to hunt for worms at daylight. Talk about loud. It reverberated like crazy through the attic.
It happened a few time before he mysteriously disappeared.