form letter
Dear Sir,
Y'all ain't gonna believe this? At first I thought it was a dang meteor, as I was about to touch the trigger, but when I looked up, a squirrel had jumped on my barrel! Then he attacked me, climbed on my head and bit my ear. I finally got him as he was looking down the bore; unfortunately, the barrel was lined up on my beautiful 35P. What are the odds?
Sincerely, (sign your name)