Some church humour

Calvin45 · Jun 25, 2024

As a former Baptist minister, I find this one especially hilarious. @Pastor Gun.zales perhaps this will ring true for you too

"Jews don't recognize Jesus as the messiah

Catholics don't recognize Mohammed as the prophet.

Protestants don't recognize the pope as the head of the church.

Baptists don't recognize EACH OTHER AT THE LIQUOR STORE!!!!!!"

Calvin45 · Jun 25, 2024

The other one I heard that was sad, true, and funny in my own experience was

"How many baptists does it take to change a light bulb?"

"CHANGE!?!?!? Did you say CHANGE!?!?!?

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Pastor Gun.zales · Jun 25, 2024

That's about right, on both jokes! I've been a Baptist preacher for 25 years now, and I'd like to say I've seen it all, but I don't want to jinx it hahaha

Calvin45 · Jan 15, 2025

Heard another great one today

This Quaker farmer is out milking his cow Bessie. But she's not cooperating! First he tries and she steps on his foot! He says

"Bessie, thou knowest I may not curse thee!"

He continues his attempt. She knocks his hat right off with head! He says, more agitated,

"Bessie, thou knowest I may not strike thee!"

He tries again and a few minutes she kicks over the milking pail! He stands up exasperated and shouts

"BESSIE! What thou dost not know is that I may sell thee TO THE BAPTIST DOWN THE ROAD!!!!!!"

Some church humour

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