Some church humour

As a former Baptist minister, I find this one especially hilarious. @Pastor Gun.zales perhaps this will ring true for you too


"Jews don't recognize Jesus as the messiah

Catholics don't recognize Mohammed as the prophet.

Protestants don't recognize the pope as the head of the church.

Baptists don't recognize EACH OTHER AT THE LIQUOR STORE!!!!!!"

The other one I heard that was sad, true, and funny in my own experience was


"How many baptists does it take to change a light bulb?"

"CHANGE!?!?!? Did you say CHANGE!?!?!? "

That's about right, on both jokes! I've been a Baptist preacher for 25 years now, and I'd like to say I've seen it all, but I don't want to jinx it hahaha