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<blockquote data-quote="Southpaw" data-source="post: 204516" data-attributes="member: 8523">(some funnier than others...............)The Wisdom Of Our Time . .&lt;&gt;It&#039;s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.&lt;&gt; You are not drunk if you can lie on the floorwithout holding on.&lt;&gt; We have enough youth.How about a fountain of &quot;smart&quot;? The original point and click interface was a Smith &amp; Wesson. &lt;&gt; A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party. when blonde&#039;s have more fun,do they know it? Five days a week my body is a temple.The other two it&#039;s an amusement park.&lt;&gt; LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS&#039; MISTAKESUSE BIRTH CONTROL&lt;&gt; money isn&#039;t everything,but it sure keeps the kids in touch.Don&#039;t Drink and DriveYou might hit a bump and spill something. If at first you don&#039;t succeedskydiving is not for you.&lt;&gt; Reality is only an illusionthat occurs due to a lack of alcohol.Time&#039;s fun when you&#039;re having flies. ......Kermit the Frog We are born naked, wet and hungry.Then things get worse. &lt;&gt;Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. &lt;&gt; Ninety-nine percent of all lawyersgive the rest a bad name.&lt;&gt; One good thing about Alzheimer&#039;s is you get to meet new people every day. Friends don&#039;t let friendstake ugly people home. &lt;&gt; &gt; Xerox and Wurlitzer will mergeto produce reproductive organs. Alabama state motto: At least we&#039;re not Mississippi Gaseous cloudshave been detectedaround Uranus. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NOMATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. &lt;&gt; GUN CONTROL:using both hands The more I learn about terrorism,the more I understand the phone company.The latest survey shows thatthree out of four people makeup 75% of the populationCalling an illegal alien an &quot;undocumented immigrant&quot; is like calling a drug dealer an &quot;unlicensed pharmacist &quot;.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Southpaw, post: 204516, member: 8523"] (some funnier than others...............) The Wisdom Of Our Time . . <>It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. <> You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. <> We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. <> A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party. when blonde's have more fun, do they know it? Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park. <> LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES USE BIRTH CONTROL <> money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something. If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you. <> Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. Time's fun when you're having flies. ......Kermit the Frog We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. <>Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. <> Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. <> One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day. Friends don't let friends take ugly people home. <> > Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs. Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi Gaseous clouds have been detected around Uranus. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. <> GUN CONTROL: using both hands The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the phone company. The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ". [/QUOTE]

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