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<blockquote data-quote="Dave King" data-source="post: 191314" data-attributes="member: 3"><p>I've a fix in the works for the heat seeking part... We wait till it gets close to the atmosphere and begins to heat up a bit, to maybe 82.3 billion degrees (Bill Gates hot) then shoot it! My second plan is to let it fall to earth then do a spot and stalk on it, archery with blunts so as not to puncture anything containing hazardous material. The best but rejected plan was to move the earth further away from the spy satellite but I was informed that it was a SPY satellite and would immediately notice any trickery such as moving the earth out of the line of descent. One fella suggested projecting an image of the earth onto the moon and hoping it would fall for the ruse and land there, that was some fella down near the Potomac (probably drinks the river water).</p><p> </p><p>Best way to ensure a landing in your area is to buy new lawn furniture or have a new roof put on the house... something easily seen as a prime target. I don't believe home owners insurance covers damage from incoming space junk, mine only covers UFO's; but as soon as they damage the house they're no longer UFO's and have become ILO (Identified Landed Objects) and are of course not covered under the space junk clause.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dave King, post: 191314, member: 3"] I've a fix in the works for the heat seeking part... We wait till it gets close to the atmosphere and begins to heat up a bit, to maybe 82.3 billion degrees (Bill Gates hot) then shoot it! My second plan is to let it fall to earth then do a spot and stalk on it, archery with blunts so as not to puncture anything containing hazardous material. The best but rejected plan was to move the earth further away from the spy satellite but I was informed that it was a SPY satellite and would immediately notice any trickery such as moving the earth out of the line of descent. One fella suggested projecting an image of the earth onto the moon and hoping it would fall for the ruse and land there, that was some fella down near the Potomac (probably drinks the river water). Best way to ensure a landing in your area is to buy new lawn furniture or have a new roof put on the house... something easily seen as a prime target. I don't believe home owners insurance covers damage from incoming space junk, mine only covers UFO's; but as soon as they damage the house they're no longer UFO's and have become ILO (Identified Landed Objects) and are of course not covered under the space junk clause. [/QUOTE]
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