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<blockquote data-quote="FEENIX" data-source="post: 1000145" data-attributes="member: 14204"><p>[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]<span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">A conversation between a man and a woman - about beer....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> Woman: Do you drink beer? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> Man: Yes </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">Woman: How many beers a day? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> Man: Usually about 3 </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> Woman: How much do you pay per beer? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> Man: $5 00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> Woman: And how long have you been drinking? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> Man: About 20 years, I suppose </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> Man: Correct </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> Man: Correct </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">Man: Do you drink beer? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> Woman: No </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"> Man: Where's your Ferrari? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="FEENIX, post: 1000145, member: 14204"] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][SIZE=2][COLOR=midnightblue]A conversation between a man and a woman - about beer.... Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Where’s your Ferrari? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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