Feathers

[philny1]

> A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian Chief, asked the
> significance of the varied number
> of feathers in the head-dresses.
>
> "Feathers show number of sexual partners" the cheif replied.
>
> Indicating a nearby young brave, he continued, "Him? One woman, one
> feather"
>
> "Him?", pointing to a second, older man, "Three women, three feathers."
>
> The reporter looked at the Cheif's head-dress.
> "But you have so MANY feathers !!!!!"
>
> The Chief proudly slapped his chest.
> "Me Chief. Sleep with ALL women. Big, small, fat, tall."
>
> Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung !!"
>
> The Chief said, "**** RIGHT ! Me hung big, like buffalo, long like
> snake."
>
> The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"
>
> To which the Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style,
> ANY-style."
>
> The shocked reporter cried, "OH, DEAR!!!"
>
> "No deer" said the Chief. "*** too high, run too fast."
>
>
."