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<blockquote data-quote="LRNut" data-source="post: 2174264" data-attributes="member: 3230"><p>That reminds me of a funny story; my first job in Alaska was as the brigade engineer; we had an annual winter exercise that lasted about a month for me, because I had to certify our dirt airstrip was up to snuff with the USAF and at the end I had to clear all units in terms of making sure they didn't leave any s*@tbags (one infantry unit left a bunch, which I pointed out to the battalion S3, a grumpy major; he said, "Lieutenant, you are like a little kid on an Easter egg hunt.").</p><p></p><p>Anyway, at one point I became really constipated (like a week) so I asked a medic for some laxatives. He gave me a bunch of pills and it was literally as you described: rectal explosions for a day (but we had to poop in plastic bags). At the end of our exercise I sent my team home and I stayed with the Bde surgeon (he and I were the last out). I told him what the medic gave me and he burst out laughing - "He gave you like four times what I would have!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="LRNut, post: 2174264, member: 3230"] That reminds me of a funny story; my first job in Alaska was as the brigade engineer; we had an annual winter exercise that lasted about a month for me, because I had to certify our dirt airstrip was up to snuff with the USAF and at the end I had to clear all units in terms of making sure they didn't leave any s*@tbags (one infantry unit left a bunch, which I pointed out to the battalion S3, a grumpy major; he said, "Lieutenant, you are like a little kid on an Easter egg hunt."). Anyway, at one point I became really constipated (like a week) so I asked a medic for some laxatives. He gave me a bunch of pills and it was literally as you described: rectal explosions for a day (but we had to poop in plastic bags). At the end of our exercise I sent my team home and I stayed with the Bde surgeon (he and I were the last out). I told him what the medic gave me and he burst out laughing - "He gave you like four times what I would have!" [/QUOTE]
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