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<blockquote data-quote="FEENIX" data-source="post: 1152289" data-attributes="member: 14204"><p>[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]<span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't dinner already on the table?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR…" Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD." Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty good reasons soon."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE" Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: ""Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."</span></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="FEENIX, post: 1152289, member: 14204"] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][SIZE=2][COLOR=midnightblue]“I'M GOING FISHING” Means: “I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.” “IT'S A GUY THING” Means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.” “CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?” Means: “Why isn't dinner already on the table?” “UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR…” Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. “IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN” Means: “I have no idea how it works.” “I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.” Means: “I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra.” “TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD.” Means: “I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.” “THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.” Means: “Are you still talking?” “YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.” Means: “I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.” “I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES.” Means: “The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.” “OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.” Means: “I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt.” “HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.” Means: “And I sure hope I think of some pretty good reasons soon.” “I CAN'T FIND IT.” Means: “It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.” “WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?” Means: “What did you catch me at?” “I HEARD YOU.” Means: “I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me.” “YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE” Means: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.” “YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.” Means: “”Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving.” “I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.” Means: “No one will ever see us alive again.”[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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