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<blockquote data-quote="longtooth" data-source="post: 77682" data-attributes="member: 4039"><p>So many to choose from, but one of my favorites was a guys wife who was going to sue me because Her husband had shot himself accidentaly with a pistol I had just sold him. </p><p></p><p>He had ordered a Ruger P-9 when they first came out and waited for months to get it, as soon as he had it in his hands he went right out to the boonies to shot it with a buddy of his, and the first target they saw was a metal fence post along the hi way. He takes careful aim from 15 feet and lets her fly, He hits the top of the post and the lead separates from the jacket and comes straight back and hits him in the head just above the left eye. It knocked him down and out, as well as left him with a permanent half moon dent in his head. </p><p>His shrew of a wife threatened, and wined some more then she asks me what I'm going to do about it. </p><p></p><p>I looked her right in the eyes and said "I wasn't going to do anything about it after talking to you I think he shot himself on purpose."</p><p></p><p> The guy still has the pistol and the dent in his skull but not the wife.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="longtooth, post: 77682, member: 4039"] So many to choose from, but one of my favorites was a guys wife who was going to sue me because Her husband had shot himself accidentaly with a pistol I had just sold him. He had ordered a Ruger P-9 when they first came out and waited for months to get it, as soon as he had it in his hands he went right out to the boonies to shot it with a buddy of his, and the first target they saw was a metal fence post along the hi way. He takes careful aim from 15 feet and lets her fly, He hits the top of the post and the lead separates from the jacket and comes straight back and hits him in the head just above the left eye. It knocked him down and out, as well as left him with a permanent half moon dent in his head. His shrew of a wife threatened, and wined some more then she asks me what I'm going to do about it. I looked her right in the eyes and said "I wasn't going to do anything about it after talking to you I think he shot himself on purpose." The guy still has the pistol and the dent in his skull but not the wife. [/QUOTE]
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